My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked ...n a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses,. They were trying to get into the bar, but the bouncer wouldn’t let them in.My mom went to the bouncer and whispered in his ear. I don’t know what she said, but he let the boys in. They looked concerned that she was going to yell at them.“Don’t worry, boys, my daughter is paying for the damages your little party caused. I am not mad at you about it,” she smiled at them. She told them she knew it would never happen again.“No, Ma’am,” Jack smiled at her. He was a handsome jock, but he seemed so. “Don’t you dare make a sound or let go of that table or I’ll take the hide off you!” He warned.With that he pulled my panties down and stroked my exposed cheeks.“After I’ve finished you might not want to sit down!”Then he hit me, first on one cheek and then the other with a steel ruler. He beat my cheeks until I was gasping for air, tears were streaming down my face and I was close to screaming in agony.For ten minutes the steady swish of thew ruler was followed by the cutting pain of steel. She even had thoughts about me a couple of times. I caught her thoughts at least twice where she was wanting to ride me. But in her mind it was more of a hate fuck.Anyway back to the story. I was working a site with a crew but we got rained out early in the day so I was home by noon. Thinking I would have the place to myself I headed for my room to strip and take a shower. But to my surprise there was Brit the Bitch coming out of their room in nothing but a towel. Her tits barely covered. Now I.
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